Today I received a £20 voucher for ocado.com. For those who don’t know, Ocado is a sort of middle class online supermarket who deliver to your front door like any other online food shopping service. As a lady who mostly shops at Lidl and Aldi (discount supermarkets), this voucher excited me greatly. It was as I experienced this moment of that excitement I realised I have now made the full transformation into one of the dickhead adults my 12 year old self would hate. Lovely. Anyway, to cut a long story short I’ve just taken THREE HOURS to come up with a meal plan suitable for the fancy food shop. It’s not even like they don’t sell the regular stuff I would buy. I just felt compelled to buy quinoa, lamb loins and monkfish tail. You might might laugh, but those are items legitimately on my shopping list. So basically, watch out for food porn next week, cos mama got fancy!